How do you kill a black guy With a gun

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

this is a joke

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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