Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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haha, you're an orphan

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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What abou three times

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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knock knock go away ok

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Penis

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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