- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

There's no "i" in tim.

knock knock go away ok

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Potato.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??