- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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