Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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knock knock

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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Anti Joke

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