Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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No it isn't.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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black people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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