What is Earth made out of? Earth

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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i'm not gay

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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Woman's Rights.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Good boy

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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