Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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