- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

So a black man hails a taxi...

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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