A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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space is fun

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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