- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

How much did the Holla Cost?

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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