Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Dick spice

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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