Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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The penn state football administration

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im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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You just won the game...

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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