- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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