Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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How old is victor? Old

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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