What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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