- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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