- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Nothing yet CC

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

"Up to 50% off."

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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