- Anti Joke

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.