What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A child with cancer grows up.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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