You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Thanks

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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