- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

a catholic priest and a young boy

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

A blind man walks into a pole.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.