- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Ryan Chang is funny.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Women

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

a man walks into a bar it hurt

Meow.

Murder me once, shame on you.

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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