What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Enchilada

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What is cold? Winter

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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