How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What's up? The sky.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

verry nice how mUCH?

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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