- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Where's my tractor?

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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