Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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what happens during a climax apples

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Penis.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Women's football

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AVB

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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