I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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guess what chicken butt

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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