Black People.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What is 2+2? 4!

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

whats brown? poop.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

how did the little girl die cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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