- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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