the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Halo < COD

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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