What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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fart+fart=poop

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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*you're

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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