- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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