- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Scientology.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

The Game.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Yo daddy!

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Knock knock What

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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