What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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