A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

I went river dancing once. I fell in

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

i'm not gay

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What looks like a dick? A penis

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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