What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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