whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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