What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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Potato.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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twilight

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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