- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Good boy

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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hello

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What would you rather do or drag a board?

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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