What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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My pet rock died.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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