- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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