- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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