how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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My butt!!!!

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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