- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

why did Max cry??? chicken

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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