- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Your time.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Whats 9 + 10? 19

How did the girl die? 25.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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