where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What did the fish say? Moo

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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