Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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