- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Knock knock Come In.......

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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