- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

twilight

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

women have rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why did the child step on a ball?

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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