- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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