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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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You should never talk to strangers.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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