What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Romney 2012

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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