wanna hear a joke? not really

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

LOL May Wong

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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