Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

WNBA

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

my namew is jd

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

i love huge wieners.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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