What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

I'm a like whore

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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