Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Compton

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Women's rights...

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Communism

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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