- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

my mom raped yerr foot

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Why was Timmy sad?

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

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