Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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123 Main street

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Lebron Traveled

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Alt F4

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Hummer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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