D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

Chuck Norris.

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Is this a chair?

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

A Banana wrote this...

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

whats really hot the sun

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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