Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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Womens Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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