Roses are red Violets are penis

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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