Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Gestapo.

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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How do u shit With ur ass

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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:-)book

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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