Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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You smell bad? Cool.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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