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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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