Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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stop it ryan vallee

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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