- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

Once upon a time.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

This is my joke. funny

Whats White and sticky? Semen

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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